Tired of all the leering lechs every time you need some pipe laid? Want to support our community without all the red hats in blue collars? Call your local dyke!
What We Do
From leaky faucets to full on carpentry, we bring the same gay energy and professional skill to every job.
Dripping faucets, leaky toilets, broken garbage disposals — the everyday fixes that add up.
Shelves, cabinets, trim, and custom builds. We take pride in our craftsmanship.
Paint touch ups, patching, and skim-coating done right. Your landlord will never know your dog chewed the wall off.
Toilet repairs, faucet installation, drain clearing — yes, we know how to handle pipes. We've heard that one.
Outlet and switch replacements, fixture installs, fan mounting. Safe, code-aware, and done properly.
Did you know dryer vents need to be cleaned or they can be a serious fire hazard? Do you have a carbon monoxide detector? We can help with all the safety stuff landlords ignore until it's an emergency.
Tile work, caulking, vanity swaps, backsplash installs. Dirty old caulk doesn't belong in your bathroom.
Furniture assembly, TV mounting, curtain rods, smart home devices. You bought it at 2am during a spiral — we'll set it up, no questions asked.
Who We Are
Inviting someone into your home is an act of trust. For a lot of queer folks, that trust needs to be earned. It shouldn't be a coin flip every time you need a shelf hung.
Dykes with Dikes is a proudly queer-led handyma'am business. We started it because we know firsthand what it's like to get some random tool roll his eyes at your pronouns and insinuate you're what's wrong with this country. We're sick of it.
We're sick of corporate tools extracting and exploiting our value. We help each other in this community.
We take genuine pride in our work and we stand firm behind every job. cough.
Transparent quotes, no markups, no upsells. We tell you what it costs, you say yes or no, we go from there. Revolutionary, we know.
Let's Work Together
Tell us what's broken, what you're dreaming about building, or what your landlord has been promising to fix for eight months. We'll get back to you within one business day — no pressure, no commitment, no weird energy.